Vampirella/Red Sonja #1

This should have been terrible.

Teaming up Vampirella and Red Sonja seems like the sort of joke lonely comic book writers come up with after a long night of Dungeons and Dragons. If there is any connection between these two characters, it would only seem to be their interesting choices in attire. Vampirella--who isn't really a vampire, even though she kinda is and is actually an alien from the planet...uh...Drakulon, and Red Sonja, a chain mail bikini wearing warrior  who first appeared in the classic Seventies run of Marvel Comics' Conan The Barbarian--don't really seem to fit together in any story that isn't written by an overexcited teenager.

And yet--in the biggest surprise of 2019-- this turned out to be a very good comic.

Written by Jordie Bellaire with art by Drew Moss, the issue is set in 1969 Russia. Vampirella--who goes by 'Ella'--is investigating a grisly series of murders on the Dyatlov Pass. Nine people dead, tongues ripped out, that sort of thing.  Ella is doing this partly because she is drawn to 'dark synchronicities'  and also because she hopes to find other 'monsters' living on Earth, far from home like herself. Posing as a journalist, she follows the lead to the Russian Space Agency, which in turn leads to a surprising discovery high in the Russian mountains.

This issue felt like an episode of Night Stalker or X-Files, with a focus on tracking down leads and investigating a mystery. Men, of course, fall over Ella, but she brushes them away, far more interested in solving the mystery. Bellaire and Moss also make this feel like 1960s Russia, from the kitschy Space Agency to Ella's far more conservative fashion choices.  (For most of the book, her only nod to being a vampire alien is to wear a bat pendant over a red sweater.)

And yes, Red Sonja does appear--and it works. That's all I'll say. I was actually surprised by her appearance, because I'd forgotten she was supposed to be in the book, so wrapped up was I in Ella trying to solve the mystery and her observations on humanity.

Vampirella/Red Sonja surprised me with its quality both as a story and a comic. Wonders will never cease, etc.